Watching CSI

WHEN A MAN IS KILLED DUE TO A FAKE 911 CALL, HORATIO MUST FACE OFF WITH A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR WHO IS SYSTEMATICALLY DESTROYING THE TEAM, ON “CSI: MIAMI,” MONDAY, MAY 12

Tom Sizemore (”Saving Private Ryan”) Guest Stars as Private Investigator Kurt Rossi

“Down to the Wire” - When a man is killed due to a fake 911 call, Horatio must face off with a private investigator who is systematically destroying the team, on CSI: MIAMI, Monday, May 12 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Tom Sizemore (”Saving Private Ryan”) guest stars as Private Investigator Kurt Rossi.

SERIES REGULARS:

Horatio Caine: David Caruso
Calleigh Duquesne: Emily Procter
Eric Delko: Adam Rodriguez
Alexx Woods: Khandi Alexander
Ryan Wolfe: Jonathan Togo
Det. Frank Tripp: Rex Linn
Natalia Boa Vista: Eva La Rue
Kyle Harmon: Evan Ellingson

RECURRING CAST:

Maxine Valera: Boti Bliss
Rick Stetler: David Lee Smith

GUEST CAST:

Kurt Rossi: Tom Sizemore
Commander Briggs: Tom Griffin
Michael Maddox: Garett Maggart
Lucy Maddox: Mireille Enos
Neil Jackson: David Furr
Charlie Decker: Mark Famiglietti
Peter Cullen: Chris Williams
Debbie Schiffer: Toni Wynne
Danny: Scotty Crowe
Therapist: Jacquelyn Houston
Paperboy: Alec Bieker
Frantic Male Voice: Ryan Cafeo

WRITTEN BY: Sunil Nayar

DIRECTED BY: Eagle Egilsson

RATING: TV14-V

GRISSOM AND HIS TEAM INVESTIGATE THE MYSTERIOUS DEATH OF A DIVA SITCOM STAR IN LAS VEGAS, ON “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” THURSDAY, MAY 8

Episode was Written by Writers from Television’s Number One Comedy, “Two and a Half Men,” as Part of a Writers’ Crossover With the “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” Writers

Katey Sagal (”Married with Children”), Rachael Harris (”Notes from the Underbelly”), Diedrich Bader (”The Drew Carey Show”) And Constance Marie (”George Lopez”) Guest Star

“Two and a Half Deaths” - Grissom and the CSI team become involved in the world of Hollywood comedy when a diva sitcom star (Sagal) meets an untimely demise while filming her show in Las Vegas, on CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, Thursday, May 8 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

The episode was written by writers from television’s number one comedy, “Two and a Half Men,” as part of a crossover with the writers of television’s number one drama, “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.” The “Two and a Half Men” episode written by the “CSI” writers will be broadcast Monday, May 5 (9:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT) on CBS.

Katey Sagal (”Married with Children”) Rachel Harris (”Notes from the Underbelly”), Diedrich Bader (”The Drew Carey Show”) and Constance Marie (”George Lopez”) guest star.

SERIES REGULARS:

Gil Grissom: William Petersen
Catherine Willows: Marg Helgenberger
Warrick Brown: Gary Dourdan
Nick Stokes: George Eads
Captain Jim Brass: Paul Guilfoyle
Greg Sanders: Eric Szmanda
Dr. Robbins: Robert David Hall
Hodges: Wallace Langham

RECURRING CAST: David Phillips: David Berman
Wendy Simms: Liz Vassey

GUEST CAST:

Annabelle Bundt/Natasha Steele: Katey Sagal
Megan Kupowski: Rachael Harris
Bud Parker: Diedrich Bader
Det. Carolina Flores: Constance Marie
Henry Andrews: Jon Wellner
Officer Mitchell: Larry Mitchell
Spencer Freiberg: Stephen Tobolowsky
Stewart Lytle: Benjamin King
Mark: Tom McGowan
Eddie: JD Walsh
Don: Kevin Sussman
Richard Langford: Brian Letscher

WRITTEN BY: Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn, executive producers and writers of the CBS comedy TWO AND A HALF MEN

DIRECTED BY: Alec Smight

RATING: TV14-DLSV

WHEN THE “TAXI CAB KILLER” LEAVES ANOTHER FATAL FARE FLOATING IN THE LINCOLN CENTER FOUNTAIN, THE CSI TEAM MUST STOP THE BACKSEAT BLOODSHED, ON “CSI: NY,” WEDNESDAY, MAY 7

Bill Raftery (CBS Sports Announcer), Verne Lundquist (CBS Sports Announcer) and Kyle Gallner (”Veronica Mars”) Guest Star As Themselves

“Personal Foul” - The CSI team follows a forensic trail of evidence to stop the “Taxi Cab Killer” from killing another fare, on CSI: NY Wednesday, May 7 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

SERIES REGULARS:

Det. Mac Taylor: Gary Sinise
Det. Stella Bonasera: Melina Kanakaredes
Danny Messer: Carmine Giovinazzo
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Hill Harper
Det. Don Flack: Eddie Cahill
Lindsay Monroe: Anna Belknap
Adam Ross: AJ Buckley

RECURRING CAST:

Dr. Sid Hammerback: Robert Joy

GUEST CAST:

Jordan Gates: Jessalyn Gilsig
Verne Lundquist: Himself
Bill Raftery: Himself
Paula Tolomeo: Keri Lynn Pratt
Dugan Scott: Jay Jablonski
Abraham “Abe” Katz: Robert Maffia
Lamont Henford: Geno Monteiro
Reed Garrett: Kyle Gallner
Reporter #1: Nefetari Spencer
Reporter #2: Matt Haslett
Ronnie Hall: Johnny Palermo
Rikki Sandoval: Jacqueline Pinol
Plus Size Paula: Lindsay Hollister

Written by: Sam Humphrey

Directed by: Anthony Hemingway

RATING: TV14-LV

WHEN ALEXX’S SON BECOMES A SUSPECT IN A MURDER, SAVING HIM HAS DIRE CONSEQUENCES, ON “CSI: MIAMI,” MONDAY, MAY 5

“Rock and a Hard Place” - When Alexx’s son becomes a suspect in a murder, saving him has dire consequences, on CSI: MIAMI, Monday, May 5 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

SERIES REGULARS:

Horatio Caine: David Caruso
Calleigh Duquesne: Emily Procter
Eric Delko: Adam Rodriguez
Alexx Woods: Khandi Alexander
Ryan Wolfe: Jonathan Togo
Det. Frank Tripp: Rex Linn
Natalia Boa Vista: Eva La Rue
Kyle Harmon: Evan Ellingson

RECURRING CAST:

Maxine Valera: Boti Bliss

GUEST CAST:

Bryan Woods: Harrison Knight
Henry Woods: Basil Wallace
Agent Brad Sylvestri: Jack McGee
Mary Landis: Katherine Moennig
Jim Barber: Scott Elrod
Trey Holt: Toby Hemingway
Phillip Rockland: Stoney Westmoreland
Hotel Manager: Sam Younis
Paramedic: Chad Henderson

WRITTEN BY: Marc Dube

DIRECTED BY: Gina Lamar

RATING: TV14-V

THE CSI TEAM INVESTIGATES A SERIES OF SUSPICIOUS DEATHS WHERE THE VICTIMS ARE LINKED BY THE FACT THAT THEY ALL HAVE GREEN BLOOD, ON “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” THURSDAY, MAY 1

“The Theory of Everything” - Grissom and his team discover several victims who have green blood, leading them to the conclusion that their deaths are somehow connected, on CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, Thursday, May 1 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

SERIES REGULARS:

Gil Grissom: William Petersen
Catherine Willows: Marg Helgenberger
Warrick Brown: Gary Dourdan
Nick Stokes: George Eads
Captain Jim Brass: Paul Guilfoyle
Greg Sanders: Eric Szmanda
Dr. Robbins: Robert David Hall
Hodges: Wallace Langham

RECURRING CAST:

David Phillips: David Berman
Archie Johnson: Archie Kao
Wendy Simms: Liz Vassey

GUEST CAST:

Mandy Webster: Sheeri Rappaport
Henry Andrews: Jon Wellner
Officer Mitchell: Larry Mitchell
Office Choi: Colin Kim
Evelyn Polychronopolous: Chloe Webb
Kyle Planck: Karl Makinen
Officer Casella: Sam Witwer
I.A. Officer Galvez: Jose Pablo Cantillo
Margo Delphi: Christine Lakin
Logan Martin: Joe Howard
Dave Bohr: Don Swayze
Cell Phone Dude: Jeremy Cohenour

TELEPLAY BY: Douglas Petrie and David Rambo

STORY BY: Carol Mendelsohn, one of the series’ executive producers, and David Rambo

DIRECTED BY: Chris Leitch

RATING: To Be Announced

THE CSI TEAM TACKLES A CASE INVOLVING THE MYSTERIOUS DEATH OF A HIGH-SCHOOL GUIDANCE COUNSELOR AND THE METER’S TICKING ON THE ‘TAXI CAB KILLER,’ ON “CSI: NY,” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 30

“Admissions” - The CSI team investigates the mysterious death of a handsome guidance counselor, and the “Taxi Cab Killer” continues to wreak havoc on the city, on CSI: NY Wednesday, April 30 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

SERIES REGULARS:

Det. Mac Taylor: Gary Sinise
Det. Stella Bonasera: Melina Kanakaredes
Danny Messer: Carmine Giovinazzo
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Hill Harper
Det. Don Flack: Eddie Cahill
Lindsay Monroe: Anna Belknap
Adam Ross: AJ Buckley

RECURRING CAST:

Dr. Sid Hammerback: Robert Joy

GUEST CAST:

Inspector Gerrard: Carmen Argenziano
Jesse/Hank: Paul Hodge
Robert Greggs: Paul Keeley
Natalie Gerrard: Kelen Coleman
Laura Davis: Monica Herman
Jason Francis: Todd Julian
Sarah Bell: Emily Happe
Blake Marshall: Zack Hopkins
Amanda: Kelly Heaton
Clark Robertson: Daniel Samonas
Christopher Vackner: Gideon Emery
Wallace/Frank: Arye Gross

Written by: Zachary Reiter

Directed by: Rob Bailey

RATING: TV14-LV

A BODY IN A SINKHOLE LEADS THE TEAM TO A ROBBERY WHOSE TARGET HOLDS A SHOCKING SECRET, ON “CSI: MIAMI,” MONDAY, APRIL 28

John Schneider (”The Dukes of Hazzard”) Guest Stars

“Tunnel Vision” - A body in a sinkhole leads the team to a robbery whose target holds a shocking secret, on CSI: MIAMI, Monday, April 28 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

SERIES REGULARS:

Horatio Caine: David Caruso
Calleigh Duquesne: Emily Procter
Eric Delko: Adam Rodriguez
Alexx Woods: Khandi Alexander
Ryan Wolfe: Jonathan Togo
Det. Frank Tripp: Rex Linn
Natalia Boa Vista: Eva La Rue
Kyle Harmon: Evan Ellingson

RECURRING CAST:

Maxine Valera: Boti Bliss

GUEST CAST:

Charles Brighton: John Schneider
Amanda Brighton: Kaitlin Doubleday
Lori Stoltz: Nicole Randall
Keith Farrell: Lamont Johnson
Carlos Santiago: Michael DeLorenzo
Freddie Mays: Edi Gathegi
Dan Kirkland: Matt Bushell
Richard Cyrus: Tom Virtue
Jeff Gibson: Antal Kalik
Steve: Tom Hines

WRITTEN BY: Tamara Jaron

DIRECTED BY: Karen Gaviola

RATING: To Be Announced

THE TEAM MUST ACT QUICKLY TO STOP A VIGILANTE WHO IS KILLING INTERNET PREDATORS, ON “CSI: MIAMI,” MONDAY, APRIL 21

“To Kill a Predator” - The team must act quickly to stop a vigilante who is killing Internet predators, on CSI: MIAMI, Monday, April 21 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

SERIES REGULARS:

Horatio Caine: David Caruso
Calleigh Duquesne: Emily Procter
Eric Delko: Adam Rodriguez
Alexx Woods: Khandi Alexander
Ryan Wolfe: Jonathan Togo
Det. Frank Tripp: Rex Linn
Natalia Boa Vista: Eva La Rue
Kyle Harmon: Evan Ellingson

RECURRING CAST:

Heather Amberson: Vivian Dugre

GUEST CAST:

Sean Radley: Brendan Ford
Deborah Radley: Stephanie Niznik
Hannah Radley: Jordan Hinson
Tony Massaro: Guy Killum
Kevin Weaver: George Newbern
Lou Durning: Peter James Smith
T.J. Pratt: Shane Johnson
Mallary Harding: Alexa Nikolas
Mr. Harding: Tony Franchitto
Mrs. Harding: Shea Curry
Lisa Ross: Rebecca Marshall
Jared Belk: BJ Britt
Allison: Catherine Kresge

WRITTEN BY: Brian Davidson

DIRECTED BY: Matt Earl Beesley

RATING: TV14-DLV

WHEN TWO RECENT MURDERS ARE LINKED TO AN INCARCERATED CONVICT, THE CSI TEAM BREAKS HIM OUT OF PRISON TO HELP SOLVE THE CASE, ON “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” THURSDAY, APRIL 24

Rapper Method Man Returns As Convict Drops

“Drop’s Out” - Brass and Nick get help from an unlikely source, an incarcerated criminal (Method Man), when investigating two murders that take place in the same apartment building, on CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, Thursday, April 24 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

SERIES REGULARS:

Gil Grissom: William Petersen
Catherine Willows: Marg Helgenberger
Warrick Brown: Gary Dourdan
Nick Stokes: George Eads
Captain Jim Brass: Paul Guilfoyle
Greg Sanders: Eric Szmanda
Dr. Robbins: Robert David Hall
Hodges: Wallace Langham

RECURRING:

Drops: Method Man
David Phillips: David Berman
Archie Johnson: Archie Kao
Wendy Simms: Liz Vassey

GUEST CAST:

Officer Mitchell: Larry Mitchell
Jessica Jaynes: Anya Monzikova
Walter Jaynes: Grant Sullivan
Valinda Carlisle: Nikki Disanto
College Student: Omi Vaidya
Sherry: Octavia Spencer
Dale D: Al Shearer
Dana Espinoza: Cara Santana
Maria Espinoza: Ludo Vika
Mini-Britney: Terra Jole’

TELEPLAY BY: Dustin Lee Abraham & Allen MacDonald

STORY BY: Dustin Lee Abraham & Naren Shankar, one of the series’ executive producers

DIRECTED BY: Jeffrey Hunt

RATING: To Be Announced

THE CSI TEAM INVESTIGATES A TWISTED TRAIL OF EVIDENCE WHEN A TOP PROPERTY SALESMAN WASHES UP ON ROCKAWAY BEACH, ON “CSI: NY,” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 16

“Like Water For Murder” - The CSI team inspects a twisted trail of evidence when a salesman washes up on Rockaway Beach along with several dead sharks, on CSI: NY Wednesday, April 16 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

SERIES REGULARS:

Det. Mac Taylor: Gary Sinise
Det. Stella Bonasera: Melina Kanakaredes
Danny Messer: Carmine Giovinazzo
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Hill Harper
Det. Don Flack: Eddie Cahill
Lindsay Monroe: Anna Belknap
Adam Ross: AJ Buckley

RECURRING:

Dr. Sid Hammerback: Robert Joy

GUEST CAST:

Reed Garrett: Kyle Gallner
Quinn Shelby: Kristen Dalton
Charles Kohl: Theodore Zoumpoulidis
Jessica Hughes: Breanne Racano
Tim Campbell: Sigmund Watkins
Chrissy Watson: Kelly Bellini
PJ Davis: Esther Marie
Reporter #1: Taira Soo
Reporter #2: David A. cooper
Matt Cooper: Todd Cahoon

Written by: Sam Humphrey

Directed by: Anthony Hemingway

RATING: TVPG-V

CATHERINE BECOMES PERSONALLY INVESTED IN THE CASE OF A YOUNG GIRL FOUND MURDERED BEHIND A COMEDY CLUB, ON “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION,” THURSDAY, APRIL 10

“A Thousand Days on Earth” - The disturbing death of a 3-year-old girl has a great impact on Catherine as she searches for clues to her murder, on CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, Thursday, April 10 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

SERIES REGULARS:

Gil Grissom: William Petersen
Catherine Willows: Marg Helgenberger
Warrick Brown: Gary Dourdan
Nick Stokes: George Eads
Captain Jim Brass: Paul Guilfoyle
Greg Sanders: Eric Szmanda
Dr. Robbins: Robert David Hall
Hodges: Wallace Langham

RECURRING CAST:

David Phillips: David Berman
Archie Johnson: Archie Kao
Wendy Simms: Liz Vassey

GUEST CAST:

Greg Fitzsimmons: Greg Fitzsimmons
Nora O’Toole: Jennifer Hall
Leo Finley/Dean: James Jay Paulson
Donald Balboa: Raymond Cruz
Boyd Waldrip: David Meunier
Grace Waldrip: Donnamarie Recco
Mechanic William: Stanford Davis
Amir Sayeed: Dariush Kashani
Maajida Sayeed: Rima Laham
Cordelia Doe/Inez: Baylee Rogers
Offended Guy: Nathan Baesel
Male Figure: Nathan Baesel
Heavyset Guy: Noah Harpster
Field Reporter: Suzanne Rico
Paula Francis: Paula Francis
Negotiator: Bobby Hosea
SWAT Officer Jack Parker: Vincent Duvall
Faith Waldrip: Ryan Simpkins
Tyler Waldrip: Ty Simpkins

WRITTEN BY: Evan Dunsky

DIRECTED BY: Kenneth Fink

RATING: To Be Announced

WHEN A FIRE BREAKS OUT IN STELLA’S BUILDING, THE CSIs INVESTIGATE THE CAUSE OF THE FIRE AND DETERMINE IT WAS ARSON, ON “CSI: NY,” WEDNESDAY, APRIL 9

“Right Next Door” - When a fire breaks out in Stella’s apartment, the CSIs investigate and determine it was arson, on CSI: NY, Wednesday, April 9 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

SERIES REGULARS:

Det. Mac Taylor: Gary Sinise
Det. Stella Bonasera: Melina Kanakaredes
Danny Messer: Carmine Giovinazzo
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Hill Harper
Det. Don Flack: Eddie Cahill
Lindsay Monroe: Anna Belknap
Adam Ross: AJ Buckley

RECURRING:

Dr. Sid Hammerback: Robert Joy

GUEST CAST:

Bonnie Dillard: Kimberly Quinn
K. Jason/Austin: Austin Reed Whitlock
Rikki Sandoval: Jaqueline Pinol
Sean Nolan: Ron Melendez
Bailey O’Dell: Destiny Grace Whitlock
Mom O’Dell: Lisa Vachon
Megan Tanner: Heidi Schooler

Written by: Executive Producer Pam Veasey

Directed by: Rob Bailey

RATING: To Be Announced

Wow. I knew H was being arrested but I had no idea that Julia was the cause. Yelina returns as well. This’ll be a good one folks.

TWO-HOUR “CSI: MIAMI” EPISODES AIR ON BACK-TO BACK NIGHTS, MONDAY, MARCH 31 AND TUESDAY, APRIL 1
“Ambush”

- In part one of the two-part episode, Horatio ’s past comes back to haunt him when Julia (guest star Elizabeth Berkley) has him arrested for murder, on CSI: MIAMI, Monday, March 31 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT).

“All In” - In part two of the two-part episode, as Horatio deals with his past, the team races against time to save Calleigh from kidnappers, on CSI: MIAMI, Tuesday, April 1 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT).

SERIES REGULARS
Horatio Caine……………………….. David Caruso
Calleigh Duquesne………………….. Emily Procter
Eric Delko……………………….. Adam Rodriguez
Alexx Woods………………….. Khandi Alexander
Ryan Wolfe…………………………. Jonathan Togo
Det. Frank Tripp………………………….. Rex Linn
Natalia Boa Vista……………………… Eva La Rue

“AMBUSH” RECURRING CAST
Maxine Valera…………………………….. Boti Bliss
Rick Stetler………………………. David Lee Smith
Yelina Salas…………………………….. Sofia Milos

“AMBUSH” GUEST CAST
Dan Cooper…………………………. Brendan Fehr
Bart…………………………….. Chase Ryan Jeffery
Duncan……………………………………. Paul James
Kathleen Newberry………………… Lisa Sheridan
Julia Winston……………………. Elizabeth Berkley
Pamela Osborne…………… Anna Rose Hopkins
Ted Wallace…………………….. Cornell Womack
Chief Braga……………………. Giancarlo Esposito
Ron Saris ………………………………. Kim Coates
U.S. Marshall…………………………. Greg Collins

WRITTEN BY: Corey Evett & Matt Partney
DIRECTED BY: Sam Hill

AN ANONYMOUS TIPSTER TAKES THE CSIs TO AN ABANDONED WAREHOUSE WHERE THEY HOPE TO FIND ONE OF THE CITY’S MOST-WANTED CRIMINALS, ON “CSI: NY,” WEDNESDAY, APRIL

“DOA For A Day” - Working with an anonymous tip, the CSIs travel to an abandoned warehouse where they hope to find one of the city’s most-wanted criminals, on CSI: NY Wednesday, April 2 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

SERIES REGULARS

Det. Mac Taylor: Gary Sinise
Det. Stella Bonasera: Melina Kanakaredes
Danny Messer: Carmine Giovinazzo
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Hill Harper
Det. Don Flack: Eddie Cahill
Lindsay Monroe: Anna Belknap
Adam Ross: AJ Buckley

RECURRING

Dr. Sid Hammerback: Robert Joy

GUEST CAST

Jessica Angell: Emmanuelle Vaugier
Suspect X: Kam Heskin
Russ McHenry: Bryan Anderson
Jordan Gates: Jessalyn Gilsig
Bartender: Joshua Pence

Written by: John Dove & Executive Producer Peter M. Lenkov

Directed by: Christine Moore

RATING: To Be Announced

A WEDDING MURDER TAKES THE TEAM TO A STRIP CLUB, ON “CSI: MIAMI,” MONDAY, MARCH 24

“You May Now Kill the Bride” - A wedding murder takes the team to a strip club, on CSI: MIAMI, Monday, March 24 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

SERIES REGULARS

Horatio Caine: David Caruso
Calleigh Duquesne: Emily Procter
Eric Delko: Adam Rodriguez
Alexx Woods: Khandi Alexander
Ryan Wolfe: Jonathan Togo
Det. Frank Tripp: Rex Linn
Natalia Boa Vista: Eva La Rue

RETURNING CAST

Rick Stetler: David Lee Smith

GUEST CAST

Greg Tanner: Rich McDonald
Russell Brooks: Warren Kole
Duane Cross: Jarrod Ray Bunch
Lexa Knowles: Brook Kerr
Kelly Chapman: Torrey DeVitto
Susan Alston: Jelly Howie
Minister: David Hunt Stafford
Amanda Ravaro: Fabiana Udenio
Alan Farris: Ken Marino

WRITTEN BY: Barry O’Brien

DIRECTED BY: Eagle Egilsson

RATING: TV14-DSV